10 English Funny Question and Answer to Lighten Up Your Day

“Laughter is the best medicine” is a very famous quote but aside from it, a Bible verse also says that a cheerful heart is good medicine.

Relaxes the whole body,boosts the immune system, triggers the release of endorphin, and protects the heart are among of the many benefits of laughter.

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Here are ten funny questions and answers to enjoy:

Q: Why can’t you answer any of my questions in the class?
A: If I could, there is no point in me being here.

Q: Jane, did you bring a picture of the queen of England with you today?
A: Because you told us to bring a ruler with us.

Q: What jam can’t you eat?
A: A traffic jam.

Q: I don’t think I deserve a zero on this test.
A: No, neither do I but it was the lowest I could give you.

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his students were so bright.

Q: Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
A: Because babies can’t dress themselves.

Q: How do you find your Math exam?
A: Actually, I don’t lost them.

Q: Which travels faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because can catch a cold.

Q: I’ve lost my dog. Can you put an ad in the paper?
A: Don’t be silly. He can’t read.

Q: I said to draw a goat eating grass. Why you’ve only drawn a goat?
A: Because the goat have eaten all the grass.

Which funny Q and A is you favorite?